Monday, June 26, 2006

Aliens Ate My Brain

I finally managed to dig up some pics of the outside of the Brydone Jack Observatory, and I think these particular pics spell out the appropriateness of using this building for the workshop on science fiction and cyberpunk.

It’s a little known fact that the Brydone Jack Observatory has been the target of repeated alien invasions ever since Professor Jack had his brain removed by aliens way back at the beginning of history. Jack survived and went on to prevent a war from breaking out between New Brunswick and Maine that had been brewing since 1842.

However, his addition of a third story to the Old Arts Building caused concern among the aliens who feared an invasion of space if the addition of additional floors to the building were to continue.

This prompted an brief invasion of the Brydone Jack Observatory at some unspecified date in which an alien death ray killed several rafter rats in the eaves of the Observatory.

This unadultered photograph shows the merciless invasion and massacre of four rafter rats at an unspecified period in history. Shown in the background is the Old Arts Building sans the much disputed and rarely quoted projected fourth floor which would have put Earth in an advantageous position for the invasion of space.

This genuine photograph shows Brydone Jack returning to earth several years after his death to polish the brass on the telescope he so dearly cherished.

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