Wednesday, March 18, 2009

After Four Years, eBay Murder Victim’s Identity Finally Revealed

“I always wondered what it would be like to be murdered,” said Beth Ashton, a computer technician from Fredericton, New Brunswick. “And this gave me the opportunity to be murdered on my own terms.”

And the terms? Death by chocolate-coated coffee beans.

That’s how “Beth Petersen” dies in Biff Mitchell’s Boston Jonson in Murder by Burger. She eats herself to death on chocolate-coated coffee beans—a fitting death for a computer geek.

“I had to pay big bucks for my murder, though,” said Ashton the winning eBay bidder on an auction to be murdered in Biff Mitchell’s cyberpunk mystery novel.

“I needed an extra victim,” said Mitchell. “Rather than create a new character, I thought it would be interesting to see what kind of response I’d get through eBay.”

And interesting it was. The auction roared off to a great start with bids topping three hundred dollars in the first few days. Mitchell also attracted the attention of the media and was interviewed on morning radio shows across the US.

“Normally, the bids don’t really start to move until the last day, and especially the last few hours,” said Mitchell. “But the auction never made it that far. eBay pulled the plug on me, citing an illegal link to my website and keyword manipulation—I included a list of my publishers to prove to bidders that the book they would appear in had a good chance of being published. It was meant to establish credibility, but somebody at eBay said I was trying to manipulate keywords. They cancelled the auction just when the bids were started to get interesting.”

Rankled, but undiscouraged, Mitchell ran the auction again—this time without a link to his website and without a list of publishers.

“I sent out a media release the first time around,” said Mitchell. “It had a link to the auction page, which no longer existed, but the second auction still attracted some bidders, and by the end of the week, the winning bid was $54.”

Mitchell had his victim.

“We decided to keep her real identity a secret until Murder by Burger was published,” said Mitchell. “I started a blog to promote the book and peppered it with teaser pictures of the victim, none of which showed her true identity.” Boston Jonson in Murder by Burger was published by Double Dragon Publishing in November and is available from the publisher in ebook format and from Amazon in Kindle format.

The novel takes place in the near future after global warming has swamped an Atlantic seaboard city with year-round fog, hiding most of the 700 foot high newly built Gothic cathedral used as headquarters for the world’s biggest fast food franchise, Barto Burgers. The product: cloned hamburgers. The victim: Barto himself, having eaten himself to death on his own burgers. Boston Jonson is called in to nose around and make a recommendation: bring in the police, or bring in a shaman? However, Boston stumbles into something bigger than just murder by burger and he teams up with a rubbing alcohol-swilling beauty to uncover an insidious plot to take over the world’s eating habits. Descending deep into the underground bowels of the Barto Burger building, they come face-to-face with terrifying revelations and become targets for murder.

Murder by Burger is Mitchell’s second Boston Jonson story. His first, Boston Jonson in Murder by Art is set in Studio4Ward, an artists’ studio in his home base, Fredericton, New Brunswick.

In the meantime, murder victim Beth Ashton is alive and well. “Unfortunately after reading the novel, I’ve developed an intense fear of coffee beans…but my love of chocolate has not been affected. Biff writes a fantastic detective book, complete with twist ending.”

About Murder by Burger
In the late 21st Century, A body is found in the headquarters of the world’s largest fast food franchise, Barto Burger, creators of the world’s first completely cloned hamburger. The president of the company, Gansheng Barto, has apparently eaten himself to death on his own burgers. Is it really suicide, or is it murder by burger. It’s time to bring in Boston Jonson, crime consultant extraordinaire, to use his unorthodox mixture of Zen, insults, and hula hula shirts to unravel a startling mystery. With this rubbing alcohol-swilling sidekick, the beautiful dark-eyed Marlee Dunn, Boston dives into a jungle of underground catacombs, mad scientists, homicidal public relations managers, gargoyles, and a corporate world gone mad with genetic engineering, cloning and cruelty to old people. Boston Jonson in Murder by Burger is available in a variety of ebooks formats from Double Dragon Publishing at http://tinyurl.com/55jtwr or in Kindle format from Amazon at http://tinyurl.com/dk5te9.

ISBN-10: 1-55404-617-3
ISBN-13: 978-1-55404-617-1
Genre: Mystery/Speculative Fiction
eBook Length: 194 Pages
Imprint: Double Dragon Publishing

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

The CBC Poetry Face Off

Haven't got a clue why they would include me in something like this, unless it has something to do with me being what's commonly referred to in common circles as one of those "not-poets."

Here's from the site: "The Poetry Face-Off takes Flight for 2009

Starting February 6 in Regina, the poetic pugilists battle it out in CBC Radio's national competition.

CBC Radio is pleased to announce the eighth annual Poetry Face-Off! The popular Canada-wide competition brings together 45 poets in peak form to sound off in 11 cities stretching from Victoria to St. John's.

From January to March, five poets in each locale, commissioned by CBC regional producers to reflect local voices and traditions, will face-off before a live audience and deliver their words on this year's theme - 'Flight'. At each event, the spectators vote for their favourite poem, and the winner goes on to the National Poetry Face-Off, airing in April on CBC Radio One.

From its inception seven years ago, the Poetry Face-Off has been a cross-country event. This year, face-offs are being held in:

Yellowknife - TBA
Vancouver - March 20th
Edmonton - March 5th
Calgary - March 12th
Regina - February 6th
Winnipeg - March 11th
Toronto - March 3rd
Fredericton - March 12th
Halifax - February 25th
Sydney - February 23rd
St. John's - March 12th"

The Fredericton Face Off takes place at the Garrison District Ale House on Queen Street at 6:30 PM. Get there early if you want a good seat.

Click here to learn more about the Fredericton team.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Murder in Queen Street Art Studio

It’s murder at Studio4Ward on the capital’s main street – murder with a 300 pound corpse nailed to the wall.

(Cover photo by Andrea Crabbe)

“I came into the studio and noticed that Mr. Cranbury was naked and nailed to the wall. Then painted in candy cane red and white stripes,” said WhiteFeather, one of four artists with studios at Studio4Ward on Queen Street. “Apparently, I’m a suspect.”

The murder of Art Cranbury, beer can artist and fictitious owner of the building that houses Studio4Ward and Backstreet Records, is the subject of Biff Mitchell’s mystery “Boston Jonson in Murder by Art,” which was released as an ebook novella earlier this week by Double Dragon Publishing.

“I wrote the story to promote my next novel ‘Boston Jonson in Murder by Burger,’ to be released this November from Double Dragon,” said Mitchell. “The building housing Studio4Ward and Backstreet Records has exactly the kind of otherworldly mood that fits into the Boston Jonson stories, and the people there are among the most fascinating in the city.”

“So, why create new characters,” said Mitchell, “when I know people with the kind of charismatic personalities to make the story work. With their permission, I even used their real names.”

“The lead character in ‘Murder by Art’ is an investigative consultant in the year 2060 who uses insults and Zen to solve murders,” said Mitchell. “I’m certain that by then the world will be taken over by consultants.”

“I changed the personalities of the characters somewhat to fit the story,” said Mitchell. “For instance, WhiteFeather is one of the most compassionate humans I know, but not in the story, especially with the 300 pound body of one of the worst people she’s ever met hanging on the wall.”

“I sent copies of the story to all the characters, WhiteFeather, Marie Fox, Andrea Crabbe and Eric Hill, from Backstreet Records,” said Mitchell. “They all got a kick out of the story and, amazingly, they’re still my friends.”

“Eric isn’t an artist at the studio,” said Mitchell. “He’s the owner of Backstreet Records, which plays a key role in providing clues to the murder. Plus, the atmosphere in Backstreet provides exactly the kind of juxtaposition of time that fits into the kind of cyberpunk that I write.”

"I haven't killed as many people as I've been accused of,” said Hill. “ I'm not that much of a workaholic. More of a hobby than a calling, really."

“The photo used on the cover was taken by Andrea Crabbe,” said Mitchell. “It shows a collection of animal skulls from WhiteFeather’s studio. She uses them in her art.”

Mitchell is working on a second Boston Jonson novella, this one set in coffee shops around the city.

About the Book
“Boston Jonson in Murder by Art” is available as an ebook download from Double Dragon Publishing (www.double-dragon-ebooks.com)
ISBN-10: 1-894841-26-3
ISBN-13: 978-1-894841-26-9
Genre: Mystery
eBook Length: 37 Pages
Published: September 2008
Imprint: Double Dragon Publishing
Link to Book: http://tinyurl.com/6youc8

About Biff Mitchell
Biff Mitchell is the author of three novels and numerous short stories, many of which appear in the award-winning Twisted Tails anthologies. Originally from Toronto, he lives in Fredericton, where he writes novels at the Second Cup Coffee Shop and short fiction at the Harriet Irving Library. Mitchell’s next novel, “Boston Jonson in Murder by Burger,” a satire on big business, is set in Saint John 70 years in the future. Double Dragon Publishing in Ontario will release it this November. Mitchell as a website at www.biffmitchell.com.

About WhiteFeather
WhiteFeather wants to get the hell out of Fredericton, with all of this weird stuff going on, especially in her own studio. She'll be leaving in 2009 to complete her Master of Fine Arts at the School of the Art Institute of Chicago. Until then, you can bet she'll be making more of the disturbing art she's known for, out of human hair and bone. None of this is fiction.

About Eric Hill
Eric Hill likes music, flightless birds and the letter S.
http://backstreetrecords.blogspot.com

About Marie Fox
Marie Fox is a painter who draws inspiration from fashion, nature and her dreams.She also passionately adores many shades of red.

About Andrea Crabbe
Andrea Crabbe is a visual artist living and studying in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Buttery oil paint, scrumptious words, and vintage, previously chewed treasures are just a few of the bits of life that thrill her.

Contact:

Biff Mitchell
Phone: 506-455-BIFF (2433)
Email: biff@biffmitchell.com (preferred)

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Biff Mitchell’s Writing Hurts Like Hell Workshop

Biff Mitchell’s Writing Hurts Like Hell is a four-week workshop that will give you the tools you need to stop talking about writing that novel you’ve always dreamed of and start writing it. Through field trips around the city, brutal discussions and writing exercises, you’ll learn how to get the words flowing, how to turn off the inner critic, where to start, what to do, how to do it and how to keep the steam up until your book is finished. This workshop is intended specifically for busy people–people with full-time jobs, families to raise, or classes to attend. This is not a workshop on how to write–it’s a workshop on how to become a writer. (BONUS: one two hour one-on-one by arrangement with each student after the workshop)

Sessions will be held Tuesday and Thursday evenings starting June 3 and ending June 26
Time: 6:30 to 8:30
Locations will vary
Price $199 plus GST
Limited to 10 students
For more information call: 455-BIFF (2433) or email: biff@biffmitchell.com
Visit Biff at www.biffmitchell.com

Friday, April 18, 2008

Spammed!

Got these in my inbox today - one following in the digital heels of the other:

Sender: Leigh Mccain
Subject: "You deserve to be a giant."

Sender: Lacey Joiner
Subject: "Improbable things happen, too."

I think I'll take the large view on this one.

:)

And then, of course, there's early preparation ... got this one later in the afternoon ...

Sender: Elmer Bridges (obviously his real name)
Subject: "Enjoy giving pleasure for women for Christmas!"

BTW, it's April 18 where I live.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

A Touch of Time in the Rose & Thorn

Just had a romantic little science fiction story published in the Spring edition of the Rose & Thorn Literary eZine. It's called A Touch of Time. Click the cover pic to enter the zine.

Twisted Once Again

The weirdest group of writers on the planet have done it again ... Twisted Tails 3: Pure Fear just came out in ebook format from Double Dragon Publishing. The paperback should be available soon. (BTW, I have two stories in this one School Dayzed and Arachnotail.)

And by-the-way, Twisted Tails 2 just one this year's EPPIE Award for Best Science Fiction.

And Twisted Tails: An Anthology to Surprise and Delight copped a Dream Realm Award.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Laugh Free, Or Die Hard

The Happy Shell - Writing Humor (CCOM 1019)

Biff Mitchell's The Happy Shell is a four week foray into the funny bone of life. Merciless flash fiction writing exercises will drain your soul and leave you an empty shell ... but a happy shell ... a shell immersed in the fine art of neither overtelling nor undertelling. Your shell will know how to incorporate humor into a work of fiction, a poem, a speech, a marriage proposal.

Your shell will be invited to parties and encouraged to say funny things. Your shell will learn the Five Ways to Bring the House Down, and the Ten Deadly Sins that Kill a Good Joke.

Note: The desire to make 'em laugh might help a lot in this workshop.

Instructor: Biff Mitchell

Date and duration: Tuesdays, May 6 – 27 (4 weeks)
Time: 6:30 - 8:30 p.m.
Location: TBA

Course fee: $100 (+HST)

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Change of Grand Finale Venue for Words of the People

The grand finale venue for Words of the People has been changed from Memorial Hall to Windsor Castle (formerly Alden Nowlan House) at 676 Windsor Street. There will still be a BlackTop MotorCycle Gang reading raid and a poetry slam.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Schedule for Words of the People 12 Hour Read-a-Thon

Here's the schedule so far …

All of these events are open to anyone except the special event readings: Lloyd Salomone's script reading and the Qwerty readings. If you want to register for a reading (which means you get to read first) send an email to wordsofthepeople@gmail.com specifying which venue(s) in which you want to read.

Steps of Science East (9 am) Readings from letters, diaries and postcards (bring out the family lore and your own personal experiences) (this will be an outdoor Freeze & Read)

Officer's Square (10 am) This will be an outdoor Freeze & Read where anything goes … poetry, singing, prose, if you can read it or sing it, then bring it.

Trinitea's Cup (11 am) Readings on the topic of tea (poems, stories, tea lore) including a reading from "The Book of Tea."

Doodles (1 pm) Children's readings featuring artist and children's author Kim Vose Jones (open mic readings from children and adults)

Fredericton Public Library (2 pm) Children's readings (from children and adults)

Fredericton Public Library (1:30 pm ) Filmmaker Lloyd Salomone reads the script to his upcoming documentary followed with Q&A

Read's Coffee Shop and Bookstore (1 pm) Blogs, Facebook, anything Internet

Crumbs (2 pm) Coffee shop lit (stories and poems set in coffee shops, cafes, coffee houses)

Savages Bike Shop (1 pm) Sports lit (skateboarding stories, biking, hockey, sports biographies, all things sports)

Art + Concepts (3 pm) featuring author, artist and educator WhiteFeather. Various artist on what inspires their art

Molly's Coffee Shop (2 pm) River and nature lit featuring Nanook of the Nashwaak and Dino Kubik

Green Turtle Clothing (2 pm) Readings from the Changing Room (read anything you want, but you'll be in a changing room while you read)

Gallery Connexion (2 pm) The six word short story ("Found him. Married him. Oh shit!" from Margaret Atwood) and revenge romance (someone breaks your heart? Send a postcard telling about your new love … from the Bahamas ending with "glad you're not here" or just a story about your ex boiling in oil)

Westminster Books (2 pm) Readings from the Qwerty folks

Owl's Nest Book Store (2 pm) Grab & Read (just take a book off on of the many shelves, take it to the reading area, and read)

Alden Nowlan House (aka Windsor Castle) 676 Windsor Street (9 pm) BlackTop MotorCycle Gang reading raid and poetry slam, with special guest Beth Powning (http://www.powning.com/beth/index.php) (the BTMG will be accepting new members with the main qualifier that you must be weird) (the poetry slam will be open to the public)