My 250 Pound Psychotic Gay Cat Pico Has A New Minion

Yep, my 250 pound psychotic gay cat Pico and I have parted ways. I left the crack house dumpster on Murder Row and moved to temporary digs in the summer quiet of campus life, a place where pets are more likely to end up in barbecues than laps, and passed the cat to the only normal kid on the former block ...