Man's Face Mostly Licked Off by Demon Cat

It was a dark and furry night in the Mitchell household when the demon cat, Pico, emerged from the litter box, bits of kitty litter dropping from his clawed paws, green saliva dripping from his fanged jaws, whiskers ablaze with unnatural intent, and slunk towards the sleeping Biff.

Reaching the slumbering author's face, he began to lick with his barbed tongue until Biff awoke, horrified upon looking in the mirror held by the cat that his face, like his hair, was mostly gone.

Biff ran screaming from the room and locked himself in a closet full of oriental weapons as the cat purred viciously just inches away. Biff had a thought: There's weapons here. I can protect myself. I think.

Whereupon he threw the door open and emerged half faceless with a pair of Sai. The demon cat, Pico, quickly retreated to the litter box ... and remains there to this day waiting, always waiting, for Biff to sleep.

Biff protects himself against the demon cat, Pico. (Photo by Ann)